titles: Wellington A-grades Epee, 1998, NZ University games Epee, 2000

national ranking: 21 (but that should improve when the FeNZ homepage is updated, say 2010?)

world ranking: Off the scale (unfortunately the wrong end of the scale)

best fencing moment: Mercilessly crushing the people's hero Rock underfoot at Uni games <evil laughter echoes around the room>

best thing about fencing: Getting the hit!!!

worst thing about fencing: You can't get good at it by sitting on your butt all day. And when no one cites you as their greatest fencing influence, despite all the hard work you have put in at the club for all these years, muttermuttermutter...

years fencing: 6

greatest fencing influence: Lynnette Roberts, Pavel Kolobkov, Shortly the Cat (who always parries seconde), Callisto

weapons: Epee, MP5

other interests: Guitar, disturbingly violent computer games, history, fine wine, passionate music, naked chicks, and ingesting huge amounts of psychotropic substances

personal info: Currently completing my Masters Degree in Organisational Psychology at Massey University. After this I will be faced with the unpleasant prospect of finding a respectable job and growing up. Whoa, what a mondo bummer...

titles: The world's Sexiest man in retro clothing (1999, 2000), world super ultra feather weight boxing champs (1999). Most detentions in one period (1994).

most memorable fencing moment: When I kicked Rock's butt in Epee.

most forgetable fencing moment: I don't have any, I can't remember them.

favourite fencers: All the dudes at our club.

weapon of choice: Spoon (it causes greater pain to the victim before they die). Or an Epee

hobbies/interests: Letting the Cahan twins think that they are good at fencing, playing computer games, sleeping, eating, breathing, singing in my band (do you know how hard it is to try and organise twelve people to be in the same place at the same time), listening to music (especialy Ska and Punk), Watching sci fi and reading a good book.

current rank: Corporal in the 7th Palmerston North Company of the Boy's Brigade

likes: A certain female at my school, a nice glass of chocolate milk, beating anybody in anything, the shape and easy to use handle of a spoon and the tick

dislike: A nice glass of strawberry milk, English class (it is a pointless exercise designed to piss me off and waste my time. I can speak and I can write well enought to do this bio, that's all I need. [Uhm, why then did this one require more correcting than all the rest put together? - Webmaster]) and children's programmes (have you ever watched Barney?).

the last word: As a well rounded individual who takes a spoon a little too seriously I would just like to say that the game of life has an interesting set of rules: the only way out is death. Now that you are begining to worry about my mental stability I would like to say that cheese is indeed an interesting food as it is actually alive and when all you murderous pigs eat it you are killing off my friends (Nathaneal screams loudly before running around the room madly waving his arms like a monkey, before returning to his seat).