"If it's jammed force it, if it breaks it needed replacing anyway".

As we all know life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't realy matter that life has nothing to do with chocolates. I could go for many years without eating choclate and life would go on. I could stuff my face so full of chocolate that it was seeping through my ears and out my eyes. But that still doesn't make life anymore or anyless to do with chocolate. The mere fact that Forest Gump said it means that without a shadow of a doubt life must revolve around chocolate.

So in well established [in the sense that it's never updated? - Webmaster] humour page tradition I need you, that means even the slow thinkers among us, yes Lord Byron you to can participate in this. I need you to give me your reason why the world revolves around chocolate.

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As you all know I am not the most wholy sound or even moraly sane member of this earthly family. In fact, some of you may even doubt whether I evolved from the same primate as you. What I do know is that becuase I am somewhat different from most other individuals on this planet, I have learnt a few tricks. Everybody knows that there are 2 types of Homo Sapiens. Ones like Ian and ones like Jess. No I'm talking about the fact that one can fence and the other can't. I'm talking about gender. You see I have noticed a few things during my lab experiments with this species. I have found that males are attracted to females and females are attracted to me. The reason I state this is becuase I can and nobody is going to stop me. Also I have found, that when females eat chocolate their body releases the same chemical as it does when they're in love. So all I do is give every girl I meet large amounts of chocolate. Being a stud takes very little effort realy, just lots of chocolate.

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